The Holidays are here and I'm thinking to my self, "Self!  I need something to cheer me up.  Something that will keep the Holidays happy for me."  And what could do that better than starting another more or less self serving deviantART group?  But it must have a theme.  It must have the properties of a gift.  It is XXXmas time after all.  And of course, the answer is staring me right in the face (along with the perky breasts of some nekkid girl wearing a Santa hat).  This new group will feature holiday themed erotic photography from all over the world of dA.  Santa has his sleigh, I have the internet.  Frankly, he's still doing better, but I'll use what I've got.  So join in.  Get on the Naughty List where you belong.  After all, it's a lot more fun.

Happy Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!

I figured it would be a cool idea if I got you, my fellow deviants, to help me, a real live Deviant, find deviations that cater to one of my Deviations.  Confused yet?  I know I am, and I'm the one typing this thing.  One of my (many) fetishes is girls in cut-off denim short shorts (AKA daisy dukes).  It might be one of the easier ones to explain, having grown up for part of my life in the deep south.  Country girls in frayed and very short jeans are one of the things that make the heat down here bearable.  ...downright fun even.

Being a full fledged pervert though, I take it to a new level.  I don't just love seeing girls wearing cut-offs, I love making cut-offs for them.  Being a Dominant/Sadist, I especially love it if I get to make those cut-offs while the girl is wearing them.  Talk about a kinky version of the trust fall... when that sharp blade gets near the crotch of the jeans... woof!  Fun time folks, take my word for it.  Anyway, I of course have a massive collection of pictures of said subject matter.

But deviations (the artwork here) are far better than the junk you can find anywhere on the internet.  But searching for those elusive deviations can be very time consuming.  Along comes the new dA Group system, and I say to my self, "Self, get the deviations to come to you!"  If you're on my friends list and thus reading this journal entry now, you already know where I'm going with this.  So join in!  Contribute.  Suggest faves.  If you have a naughty little passion of your own, and are brave enough to start a Group to celebrate it, I'll contribute to your party fund too!

Well, okay, you really like some of the naughty pictures and dirty stories I post here.  Those of you that really know me, probably know what a right grumpy old bastard I really am.  Not really likable at all when it comes right down to it.  But hey, I can deal with that, to quote another old salt, "I yam what I yam and dats all dat I yam."  It doesn't take away from the fact that these pictures and stories are a way for me to brag about the life I've lived (some less grumpy people might call that sharing, but I know better).  Memories are all I have right now, and it is gratifying to see other people enjoy those memories too.

So thanks for looking 20,000+ times, enjoy the view.  I sure as hell hope I have something new to share by the time I hit 25,000.

Many Thanks for many Looks

It's the reason we do this.  No one is going to get rich posting things on dA.  Not going to happen.  Even my friends who are professionals, some of whom get millions of views here, don't make their moola here.  We do this because we want our work to be seen.  15K Page Views is not much to some, but it's a lot for me.  And those views are just one measure.  I have well over 200 watchers, and faves up in four figures.  If the idea is to share things, I've managed to share, and even be appreciated (way cool!).  Thank you all for looking.

Traditionally I'm supposed to post some kind of sexy picture as a thank you gift.  Rest assured, it's in the works.  I'm hoping to be able to post something very special soon.  A fellow deviant of great talent has promised to help me out.  So keep your eyes peeled, that reward is coming.

The Doktor's Laws of Good BDSM

These Laws are based on my extensive personal experiences, and also from noting the waning and waxing popularity of various other guidelines and rules meant to preserve the practicality and humanity of this thing we call BDSM, Kink, or Fetish.  (Or more precisely, how catchy we think the resulting acronym is.)  I have concluded these as my personal Laws.  Therefore, these Laws need only apply to those persons who have equal or greater levels of intelligence, charisma, skill, sensitivity and quality of personal hygiene.   ...oh yeah, a little humility doesn't hurt either.


The Laws

1.) I am the Dominant, it's all my fault.

2.) I am the Dominant, I make the rules.

3.) You are the submissive, you make the choices.

4.) You are the submissive, you have to tell me.  (I only pretend to be a mind reader.)

5.) It's the fun stupid.



Some notes on these Laws


On the Order of  The Laws:

The order in which the Laws are listed is merely for emphasis, all the Laws are of equal importance.  Also, it's fun to quiz your submissive on the order, constantly switch the first two no matter what answer they give, and spank them soundly for not remembering.


On Exceptions:

None.  Not happening.  No exceptions ever.  It's not the Ten Commandments, Sharia Law, or even The Dietary Requirements of the Buddha that are the source of all misery on this planet; it's the little exceptions people keep trying to inject.  e.g.,  "Thou shalt not kill... unless it's an infidel of course, or a menstruating woman who ventures outside the red tent, or say some poor shmoe that hit a sacred cow with his Toyota pick-up."


On Titular Semantics:

Wherein the terms Dominant and submissive do not apply for any reason whatsoever, transpose the appropriate terms as desired.  e. g., Dominant may be replaced with Top, Mistress, Master, Goddess, Mommy, Daddy,  Doctor, Grandpa, Bubbie, Lord, Lady, Excellency, Majesty, Darth Sidius, Your Holiness, or (my personal favorite) Grand High Poo Bah.   And yes, submissive and slave are interchangeable as well, if you can't get that, please get a life.


On Interpretation of the Laws:

If you feel these Laws need to be explained or elaborated on in any way, please consider taking an adult literacy class.  The Laws are simple, all encompassing, and brutally straightforward for a reason.  And that reason is that lawyers already have enough money and influence; fuck 'em, this is one set of Laws they should keep their hands off.